Any resemblance between my views on this website and those of my employer, my terminal, or the view out of my window are purely coincidental. Any resemblance between the above and my own views is non-deterministic. The question of the existance of views in the absence of anyone to hold them is left as exercise for the reader. The question of the existence of the reader is left as an exercise for the second god coefficient. (A discussion of non-orthogonal, non-integral polytheism is beyond the scope of this website.)